Hitman80010's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How to be a Vblogger!]

Legendary movie man
Now it’s time for a tutorial on how to be YouTube famous 2023 edition this guide was designed for People who couldn’t become TV or movie famous because they have less Talent then a chimpanzees inside out asshole So let’s begin on how to be the biggest fucking idiot of all time
Rule 1. Clickbait the masses: when you’re beginning as a YouTuber no one wants to watch your videos (probably because you suck) so you’re gonna have to make stuff up example: Guys, you’re not gonna believe what happened but my puppy was killed by alligators. because my mom threw it in on purpose as a punishment for stealing $1 trillion on her credit card and yes, I said $1 trillion we’re trillionaire’s bruh.
Rule 2. Make up giveaways: so you want to be MrBeast huh well fuck you you’re never going to be MrBeast however I’ll teach you something just as good make up giveaways example: i’ll be giving away 100 copies of GTA 7 and 250 iPhone 20 pro maxes i’ll be showing you what GTA 7 looks like in a few moments but first (20 minutes later) thank you guys so much for watching my videos and you may ask yourself Where’s GTA 7 Well I would love to show you but I don’t have enough time because I don’t feel like showing you and I’m not gonna show you any gameplay Cuz I’m worried I may be exposed so see you next video.
Rule 3. Don’t use intros or Outros: Intros and Outros are for tryhard’s and lesbians and it makes you look like a complete fucking jackass i’ll show you how to end your videos Could this Be where the parkour master’s go in Minecraft? let’s find ou (END) . . . . Where the fuck is the outro?
Rule 4. Don’t control your fans: Just because you Act And dress feminine and have no father (even though you look like a cool guy cause you play Minecraft) Doesn’t mean you get no pussy you probably never will but you do have your fans don’t control your fans because they just wanna support you. All right let’s see what my fans have cooked up for me Why does that fan art of me involve me being sexually involved with shit all right whatever is that the real life human version of me being brutally, murdered and dissected what the fuck’s wrong with you people
(But dream your fans are just showing your support It just proves how die hard they are for you)
Oh.
Rule 69. Be sarcastic and don’t outright say it: instead of saying wow this is so cool . . . Not this is a fucking piece of shit. Say this wow this is so cool man and that’s it . . . (Go fucking kys dude) don’t listen to that guy he’s just an old dickweed.
Rule 826. Censor yourself until a certain point in the video: why you may ask Because you want to trick kids with strict parents into watching videos that look appropriate but then they start swearing uncensored because you want kids to be punished because they’re fucking pussies. But you may also want to do it because the snowflakes on YouTube don’t want you to say bad words in the early part of the video don’t ask me it’s just them. What the **** is wrong with this *** you **************************** piece of fucking shit you’re a fucking asshole.
Now you know how to be an absolute retard and Succeed at becoming a YouTube star Go Waste the rest of your money on expensive equipment because let’s be real here. You’re never going to get a job as a YouTuber because No one would wanna watch you cause you’re a fucking idiot.
I wasn’t commenting on this video by the way I just was making a parody but it’s based off of modern day standards. This is a legendary flash animation from a legendary creator. Thanks for the memories man.

[The Assumption Song]

I’m curious if you can make a version of this with AI and make it so all the assumptions are true.
Hmmmm?

[Spongebob Sickpants]

Fucking badass man One of the many Legendary animations on Newgrounds GenZ are more focused on males being more feminine complaining like a bunch of crybabies if there’s blood and gore in it and going on the mental health hazard that is known as TikTok. in this era at least this still exists

[10 ways to die! Horror Halloween Claymation]

You could post this on TikTok but today’s generation are a bunch of snowflakes if there’s a single piece of blood in it they will cry their eyes out Nice little claymation you’re one of the very few remnants from the early days at least when it comes to the edginess

[THX Broadway WordGirl Version]

This doesn’t even have wordgirl in it and it’s one of those random type animations with crazy sound effects visual distortions, and stories centred around random logos. it doesn’t have that, but it’s misleading

[ROXANNE WOLF HATES HER JOB]

Nice use of cardboard cut out style animation. The story is pretty funny. And the voice acting is Perfect. If you have a YouTube account, can you post it on there? Unfortunately Newgrounds isn’t nearly as popular as YouTube. Newgrounds should be considered as an animators hub while YouTube should be considered as an animation distribution centre. Where was I? Oh yeah the animation. I love it. It’s funny but did you really have to kill Roxanne in the end. she was pretty.

GammasGrim responds:

Thanks man glad you liked it and all within it! And good shout I completely forgot to post the YT link in the decription, it's been updated and heres the link anyways https://youtu.be/froBC5KyCqc?si=h9NoUVJzeP62CcGO

Thanks again for real Im glad you liked it. And yes I HAD to kill her it was the only true ending Im so so srry