Hitman80010's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic Meets Squid Game]

Insulting shadow and remarking that sonic is the coolest and sonic brutally killing him. You’re a fucking douche man and as a shadow fan, I’m pissed the fuck off. and P.S bro looks like Charlie Brown at 1:32

[Shadow Cleans a Porta Potty]

As a shadow fan this pisses me off and by the way ABandC shadow is not an emo that term was like you like 18 or so years ago get with the Times bro (i’m guessing you’re from encyclopedia dramatica A.k.a. Where all Internet memes and terms go to die)

[How Shadow Got Into Sonic Forces]

That’s a pretty good animation but I have two big problems for fucks sake’s Why do you have shadow in a feminine room (shadow is not a depressed/fatherless/weirdo dickhead) I was expecting posters of hot chicks on a Miami Beach from the 80s posters of bands in the 1970s and 80s (mostly hard rock and heavy metal) and posters of weapons and propaganda and photos from World War II and the Vietnam war And two is it just me or is the entire Internet trying to make shadow a lonely piece of shit that gets no bitches. Shadow you should care that Sonic gets all the chicks and plus shadow was like 100 times hotter than sonic shadow should be getting all the babes anyways, as a shadow fan boy (Just because I’m a fan boy does not mean I’m fat and ugly I’m actually a sigma.) I think he’s a fucking badass Alpha, male, sigma, gigaChad and should be treated as such And plus shadow was going to make his feature cinematic debut in the next sonic movie. The next few years are gonna be pretty good for a shadow I think.

[FRED - Animated Series]

Is it supposed to be a legitimate congratulations or is this some sort of a fuck you to the Fred fans?

[The Man Who Could Sit...]

Second comment of 2023

[DD3: Wade Makes A Post]

The first ever review on this animation since 2006 Wow that’s pretty damn impressive. The star syndicate is like 21st century humour before 21st century humor. Pretty funny animation you got there zerostar what do you think about all of these old animations? Could you give your own personal experience because my older brother was on new grounds ever since 1998 because I remember seeing photos that clearly showed him standing next to his computer and I can see the computer screen and It looked kind of like the new grounds site back in 98. he was one of the first users on that site ever he submitted quite a lot of stuff but around 2011 he deleted it all because he personally hated those animations. He’s an adult now and is a pretty successful working man. I’ve been talking to him a lot lately and he’s remembered a lot of the Internet between 1996 to 2011.
Edit: I kind of knew you were going to give me a story, but nice to see you reply man. Sorry if it was a word salad, I’m kind of known for doing that. It’s nice to have a famous person on Newgrounds comment on a post that Someone made. anyways thanks for the reply dude, you’re a legend you should receive a seniors discount for participating in making such Nostalgic memories man!

Zerostar responds:

Ffffff

[The Urkle Collection]

Goofy ahh Flash animation only in Ohio💀

[All NG Fads Die!!! 5!!!]

This is another one of those legendary type videos my older brother remembers watching your series man And the fact this was before youtube became popular that’s really impressive man kick ass music, nostalgic animation. It’s a recipe for something memorable. My older brother Who is now an adult would just like to say thanks for the memories man.

[How to be a Vblogger!]

Legendary movie man
Now it’s time for a tutorial on how to be YouTube famous 2023 edition this guide was designed for People who couldn’t become TV or movie famous because they have less Talent then a chimpanzees inside out asshole So let’s begin on how to be the biggest fucking idiot of all time
Rule 1. Clickbait the masses: when you’re beginning as a YouTuber no one wants to watch your videos (probably because you suck) so you’re gonna have to make stuff up example: Guys, you’re not gonna believe what happened but my puppy was killed by alligators. because my mom threw it in on purpose as a punishment for stealing $1 trillion on her credit card and yes, I said $1 trillion we’re trillionaire’s bruh.
Rule 2. Make up giveaways: so you want to be MrBeast huh well fuck you you’re never going to be MrBeast however I’ll teach you something just as good make up giveaways example: i’ll be giving away 100 copies of GTA 7 and 250 iPhone 20 pro maxes i’ll be showing you what GTA 7 looks like in a few moments but first (20 minutes later) thank you guys so much for watching my videos and you may ask yourself Where’s GTA 7 Well I would love to show you but I don’t have enough time because I don’t feel like showing you and I’m not gonna show you any gameplay Cuz I’m worried I may be exposed so see you next video.
Rule 3. Don’t use intros or Outros: Intros and Outros are for tryhard’s and lesbians and it makes you look like a complete fucking jackass i’ll show you how to end your videos Could this Be where the parkour master’s go in Minecraft? let’s find ou (END) . . . . Where the fuck is the outro?
Rule 4. Don’t control your fans: Just because you Act And dress feminine and have no father (even though you look like a cool guy cause you play Minecraft) Doesn’t mean you get no pussy you probably never will but you do have your fans don’t control your fans because they just wanna support you. All right let’s see what my fans have cooked up for me Why does that fan art of me involve me being sexually involved with shit all right whatever is that the real life human version of me being brutally, murdered and dissected what the fuck’s wrong with you people
(But dream your fans are just showing your support It just proves how die hard they are for you)
Oh.
Rule 69. Be sarcastic and don’t outright say it: instead of saying wow this is so cool . . . Not this is a fucking piece of shit. Say this wow this is so cool man and that’s it . . . (Go fucking kys dude) don’t listen to that guy he’s just an old dickweed.
Rule 826. Censor yourself until a certain point in the video: why you may ask Because you want to trick kids with strict parents into watching videos that look appropriate but then they start swearing uncensored because you want kids to be punished because they’re fucking pussies. But you may also want to do it because the snowflakes on YouTube don’t want you to say bad words in the early part of the video don’t ask me it’s just them. What the **** is wrong with this *** you **************************** piece of fucking shit you’re a fucking asshole.
Now you know how to be an absolute retard and Succeed at becoming a YouTube star Go Waste the rest of your money on expensive equipment because let’s be real here. You’re never going to get a job as a YouTuber because No one would wanna watch you cause you’re a fucking idiot.
I wasn’t commenting on this video by the way I just was making a parody but it’s based off of modern day standards. This is a legendary flash animation from a legendary creator. Thanks for the memories man.

[The Assumption Song]

I’m curious if you can make a version of this with AI and make it so all the assumptions are true.
Hmmmm?